Host: Hi, everybody, this is Fnerd McDaniel, and this is the Vaccination Quiz Show. Our first contestant is Moggle Furbrain, a dad from Loopville, New York. Hello, Moggle.
Moggle: Hi, Fnerd.
Host: I have a series of four questions about vaccination. If you get them right, you win an all-expenses-paid trip to Venus. Are you ready?
Moggle: Sure am. Raring to go.
Host: Good. First question. Why do we need to vaccinate everybody?
Moggle: To protect the children.
Host: Right you are. Second question. Why are unvaccinated children dangerous little terrorists?
Moggle: Because they could infect my children with killer diseases.
Host: Correct again. Third question. Listen very closely. If your little kiddies are vaccinated and therefore protected against disease, how can unvaccinated children infect them?
Moggle: Well, because the news tells me they can.
Host: Absolutely correct. And finally, how illogical are you, Moggle?
Moggle: I think that’s a trick question, Fnerd. I have no idea how illogical I am because I don’t think. I just watch the news and hate all the parents who don’t vaccinate their kids.
Host: Brilliant. Spot on, Moggle. You win a free trip to Venus. A leaky rowboat will pick you up at Pier 39 tomorrow night at eight. Bring a change of clothes and a pair of sunglasses. And remember, folks, the doctor knows best. Ask any doctor. Tune in tomorrow night when I’ll be asking a contestant, how do you know what time it is?
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