John Ward – Borisconi The Barbarian: After Bob Diamond Gets On His Bike, Barclays Gets Off Bojo Bikes – 11 December 2013

Diamonds not always forever shocker

MAYOR IN DESPERATE BID FOR NEW BIKESForensic media experts across Mendacium have been searching in vain for signs of truth in anything Mayor Blondio Borisconi has uttered about Barclaybikes since the day it wobbled into action oh must be bloody years ago now. Yesterday’s news that Bob’s bikes are going the same way as Tim’s Taxis had Mayor Borisconi’s enemies declaring that he is now effectively Blondio Billy Nomates, with the exception of Rupert Murdoch, Rebekah Brooks, the Barclay Brothers, Hammersmith & Fulham Council, and a lot of very rich property developers at Capco.

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