Bloke 1: ‘ere, you know abart this Ebola?
Bloke 2: Wot, yer mean the bloke Wenger signed in the close season?
B1: Nah, not ‘im – this fing wot, yer know, is like wipin’ out the nignogs an’ that.
B2: Wot, that ISIS or Procul ‘arem or whatever they’re called?
B1: No yer f**kin’ bollockbrain, I mean this wossname, virus. Ebola.
B2: No. Continue reading