John Ward – Having Read The ECB Stress Test, I Am Stressed – 26 October 2014

 I cannot tell you the relief this tweet gave me. Maybe it was hand relief – I’m not sure – but as Eckhart Tolle would write, ‘It is the end of all pain’. For now I can sleep safe in the knowledge that Greek banks have little shortfall on a dynamic basis. Oh joy.

I mean, let’s get real here: if the ECB says the basis of dynamic fall is not only short but little, then surely we have nothing to worry about. Er, um, well…here’s another tweet:

Oh dear, or something. Three Cypriot banks…that’s all of them, isn’t it?

And two Belgian banks….don’t the Belgians have an economy 78% focused on running the EU?

And…OMG…NINE ITALIAN BANKS? Aaaarrrgggg.

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