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John Cleese – Something To Offend Everyone… – European Threat Alerts 2013 – 2 October 2013

English: John Cleese in May 2008.….something to offend everyone…..

EUROPEAN THREAT ALERTS – 2013
by JOHN CLEESEThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. Continue reading