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John Ward – Overnight News: Putin Faces Rape Charges As QE Wonder-Drug Set To Be Sold Over Counter In Greek Pharmacies – 18 November 2014

Vladimir Putin will shoot down every passenger plane in Europe, invade France, burn Paris to the ground, and probably empty the entire water system of Western Europe unless he is stopped in Ukraine, claimed Frau Angria Gurgle last night.

“This is not just about Ukraine,” she said, “it is about the the barbaric Russian bear breaking free from his cage and raping his way from Donetsk to Torquay via Berlin and Amsterdam, just like they did last time which is why I was forced to work for the Stasi against my will and walk around with nothing on during those dark years before I finally liberated my fridge and escaped to the West”. Continue reading