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John Ward – Sport: Camerlot Cabinet Baffled By England’s Lack Of Soccer Mobility – 20 November 2013

huntrefgagDavid Cameron’s entire Cabinet was this morning left pondering why the England soccer team has less mobility than a paraplegic amoeba, following last night’s game at Wembley during which the team was quietly outclassed by a German side carrying Lidl shopping bags and wearing lead-coated Laderhosen in order to try and even things up a bit. Continue reading