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John Ward – EU, UK In Ethical Trade Policy Breakthrough – 17 October 2013

JohnWDespite having some doubts about his commitment to democratic reform, the EU announced in Brussels tonight that Lord of the Cloven Hoof and Universal Master Beel Z’eebub’s dominion of Hell is to be fast-tracked for EU membership before 2016. Mr Z’eebub’s ongoing dispute with Nazarene renegade Jesus Christ was described by EC officials in Brussels this afternoon as “not a major issue, and one which we feel sure can be amicably settled”. Continue reading